Don't Call Me Honey (Radio Edit)

by Various Eggs

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I’ve been jonesing for you.
Cupcake don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Where were you Sunday?
I called. I called again. I knocked on your door.
At this point, I should be able to reach you without pulling teeth.
Instead, who is that red-painted monster caught up in irrational need?

Don’t try to say something nice for my sake. Kick out the legs on which I slump.
I’ve learned to be incisive and save face. That thrill ride has dulled its punch.
Don’t call me honey.
Don’t talk down to me.
You used to have manners; where did they go?
When you call me honey, you’re talking down to me. That well-honed tact, where did that go?

Hey, nobody’s drowning. No want of a savior; stay the incident crew.
What were you thinking? A clean shirt, poof, I’m somebody new?
I’m all things bright. A smile. A wink. Come on, count me in.
Well, I’m sorry puddin’, it’s love: ruthless, exciting and used.

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released November 8, 2014
Produced and recorded by L.J. Rafalko and Tricia Kupec at the Birdhouse.
L.J. on guitar, bass and vocals.
Tricia on drums.
Mixed by L.J. and Viking Recording/Allen Bergendahl at Scott’s Addition Sound.
Mastered by Allen Bergendahl.
Artwork features a detail from “Athena Introducing the Blank Canvas” by John Murdock.



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